Jay Duckwitz on LinkedIn: Always help the richest amongst us first. Again CEOs got a raise of 16%… (2024)

Work can be simulated using the Roomba method. Place yourself as 'busy' on Big Bro Skype. Lay your work laptop so it's open all the way, lying as flat as possible on the floor in a 6 X 6 ft. space, use chairs to cordon off an area. I like the 6 by 6 because it gives realistic pauses. Tape cardboard pieces ~ 6 by 12 in. to each side of the laptop for ramping action to the keyboard itself. Turn on Roomba, to continuous run, and go live your life.

"They let you know you are sub-human..." In Rogan's rant, replace the word 'Stars' with 'Executives'. In addition replace 'Hollywood' with 'Corporations' and you have it exactly the way I lived it. I could not have said it better, I don't even like Rogan, but he crystalized it for me.

Can those robots advertised on X drive us through a hyper-tunnel built by Boring that we all take to a SpaceX rocket, guided by your satellite to Mars, then Elon can bang an intern on Mars? Elon is their God-King, Apple is queen, trump the jerk of farts.

I must fake that I like it here, I must fake that I like it here, I must, I must. The 4 ways that I used at work daily, hourly in fact - until it failed, spectacularly! I wish you could have seen it. Like a hurricane.

Here I am with my trusty dog Spike in western Florida, watching for Russian Alpha Submarines. I should probably get my glasses fixed. "Spike watch out for that boat battery!" Spike and I are grateful to the lifeguard who refused to press charges.

Best bratwurst, lovely Lake Michigan, cheap beer and many Packer fans live there. I think Queens New York, is a dump.

"You had me at 20%." was heard around the room, like a woman screaming in org*smic joy. It was truly an emotional outburst last night, a gay love story between Oligarch Jamie Dimon and Mob Boss donald trump. Tim Apple like Kevin Spacey before him, just smoothly grabbed trump's junk as a sign of two men, loving low taxes together. Nothing wrong with that, if you are an Oligarch..

The guillotine was purportedly invented in the eighteenth century in France. Many in your corporate departments, support this inhuman man that wants to behead innocent Americans. I once said we are on the trajectory of returning to the eleventh century, with just axes and cross-bows, catapults and stones. God Bless America.